I have just posted the ebook of "One Night In Green Bay or Were-Cow? There Cow" on Smashwords for the amazing price of FREE! That's right, you saw it with your own eyes. It's FREE!
And not only do you get a short story that won Janet Fox's distinguished Killer Frog Award for most outlandish and overdone writing, you also get an exclusive excerpt of my next publication, "Dr Zombie Lives Next Door" a novel for middle grade readers.
So head on over to Smashwords at http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/59946 and get yourself a copy. It's bad, it's good, you'll laugh, you'll cry for numerous reasons.